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[01 Mar 2021|11:22pm]


What do I do with these sexy radishes?

(a) Eat them raw (kinky)
(b) Prepare a totally normal meal but when serving, place one whole radish on Tuck's plate. Film his reaction.
(c) Leave one outside as a sexy offering to the local horny gnome population

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Filtered to Qebhet [12 Feb 2021|05:25pm]
[ mood | grateful ]

Hey just wanted you to know I got the package you left at work, I'll drop it off to Marian.

You did a real amazing job. That scarab just... I mean, I don't know much about these things, but it feels good, you know?

Thanks, for doing that. Really, really, thanks. Next time you're in, stop for a drink, yeah?

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Text to Alan - Monday 8th [11 Feb 2021|08:29pm]
Today 3:42 PM
Not a SOUL home at the Parsonage right now
Made me think, do gnomes have souls?
What about gnomes who live in churchyards, do THEY have souls?
Wait wait - more pressing questions - are the souls they have THEIR OWN SOULS??
Jesus fuck gnomes give me the heebies.
You doing anything? I hate an empty house right now, I come round to yours?
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[01 Feb 2021|10:20pm]
[ mood | determined ]

[Merry Men + friends/those searching for Marian]

Reporting in from day one on the road. Rob is an A+ spooner. Michael doesn't even need energy drink to drive through the night. If you try to start a van singalong to pass the time, don't go for a sad sea shanty cos the likes of leave her Johnny are just gonna make Alan sad (sorry - its - I saw a tiktok and can't get it out of my head sorry ILU Alan sorry). Also, vanmates don't think that pissing in an energy drink bottle is a good way to save time instead of stopping to piss on the side of the road even when the road looked like this. Apparently this could lead to "unfortunate mix ups" - as if I'd put the piss bottle back in the cooler with the others. Jeez.

Anyway, we have stopped to take a shit and eat some waffles and probably aren't going to get our arse haunted? Probably.

This is your correspondent on the road signing off.

One day closer to Marian.

Peace out, bros.

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Filtered to the Merry Men [23 Jan 2021|10:20am]
[ mood | determined ]

Okay guys, I'm ready. Arizona. As soon as you are, Rob, I'm ready.

And Aphrodite gave me $20000 for dinner last night so, uh. We have funds. If we need funds. 

Soon as your paperwork's done, Rob, let's go get our girl. 

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Filtered to Athena and Aphrodite [22 Jan 2021|06:51pm]
[ mood | overwhelmed ]

Thank you thank you thank you thank you.

I don't know how else to say it. Come over for dinner? I am making five courses and most of them are dessert. You guys, you GUYS, Marcie said you saved her life. Thank you, thank you, a hundred cakes for both of you.

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Archangel Michael [10 Dec 2020|07:34pm]
[ mood | determined ]

Hey bud - can I ask you for a favor? The Sheriff of Nottingham's hunting us down one by one - it's a good time - and we're running out of Merry Men options and, if we give you the details of his car, can you help us find him?

Or if you know how to find a house dungeon where he's keeping us prisoner?

Or if you have any other angel or cop tricks up your sleeve?

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Away from baddies [16 Nov 2020|09:42am]
[ mood | accomplished ]


found you some shoes )


found you one too )

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Merry Men [03 Nov 2020|11:36pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

So Marcie's new boyfriends a bit of a cock :|

Like I guess at least he sort of helped get her away from the Sheriff but he's one of Ares' guys and UGH, you guys.


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Marian [27 Oct 2020|01:38am]
[Posted Saturday evening, after visiting Merlin]

Doing anything after work today?

Want maudlin drunk company?

Full disclosure I'm not drunk yet but if I play my cards right I COULD be. #believeinyrself
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[25 Sep 2020|05:45pm]
[ mood | sore ]

[Posted just after Rob and Much's fight, before the ball]

[Merry Men]

Sooo... No one freak when you see my face. Might've had a bit of a fight with Rob. Might have a slight black eye for the ball, cool cool. He might have cracked some ribs. But he didn't actually break any chairs across my back! Though not for want to trying, the git. Like, that little fuckweasle's watched too many wrestling videos but I knocked some sense into him, I think.

But yeah. The Sly Fox is fine. And we're good now. Apart from the eye and the ribs. We're good.

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[12 Sep 2020|10:43pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]

[Merry Men]

Think Marcie's in trouble. Going to the Sheriff's with Ares. Don't yell at me waiting wasn't an option.

Update when I can.

Anything happens to me, look out for Leila. Don't let Rob be her only connection to us.

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Text to Marcie [11 Sep 2020|01:18am]
[ mood | guilty ]

Today 4:45 PM
Hey, Tuck said you came by, and I heard bout what you gave us. Thanks, that's uh, well, forewarned is forearmed, right?
I'm sorry I've been incommunicado this week, been off work sick, but should've messaged. Had you been in looking for me? Shit, if you have and I wasn't there, I'm sorry.
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[09 Sep 2020|03:22pm]
[ mood | angry ]

[Merry Men]

Someone stop me replying to fucking Guy cos I swear to god I'm this close to jumping down his throat.

Leila?? You alright? Message me ok??

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[08 Sep 2020|07:19pm]
[ mood | guilty ]

[The white, empty space on the page stares back at him for such a long time. Much knows he has to say something to break the silence, honestly, but it's never been so difficult. He tries a few different angles, deletes them all but the last. Even that feels woefully insufficient.]

Fuck that bitch, amiright??

Haha well that's all the sleep I'm gonna need this year! Who's fucking ready for some ACTION

[His stomach feels like someone's tied angry snakes into sailors knots. It's... he can't believe someone can start talking to you on the street and end up stripping you down to nothing. Over and over and over he wishes it hadn't happened.

Will had said he'd be himself again in a week, tops, but Much can't see how that's possible. He's always going to be the person who just... stopped. Can't erase that.

He's been through shit before. He's powered through shit before. Just have to tough it out, probably. Like dying. Think of it like dying only you didn't miss as much. Hah.

(It's not like dying, though.)

Uuugh he needs to get out of his head! Only... not like last Thursday. Fuck.


Much types out a few words and goes back to stare out his dark window for gnomes again.]

[Merry Men]

Fuck, that was a weekend, huh...

I'm really sorry, guys.

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[29 Aug 2020|12:51am]
[ mood | crappy ]


Sent midafternoon the day after Marcie's visit )

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Texts to Marcie the day after her church visit [28 Aug 2020|03:01am]
Today 9:42 AM
So yesterday, when you said sorry again for dumping all that stuff in my lap at the bar, what I should have said at that point was, sorry for dumping so much of our shit in your lap.
It was a lot. Is a lot.
But yup that's our lives that's who we are that's what we have to live with. Sorry. Be careful.
Today 9:45 PM
Is it even safe for me to be messaging you anymore?
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Will Scarlet [26 Aug 2020|10:43pm]
[ mood | guilty ]

[Sent to Will during this scene]

We fucked up, Will. Real bad.

When we called John to come and get the Sheriff's body, Marcie went instead. She's - she's young, she's mortal, and she had to do for the Sheriff what we did for Tuck and I can't - can't even wrap my head around it. That girl. I feel so fucking sick. What did we fucking do?! We should have buried him. We should've taken him to John's ourselves, what were we THINKING leaving him there? Fuck, Will, who knows what that does to a person. She said watching dead bodies is a normal thing to do and I can't get it out of my head.

Just, fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

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[21 Aug 2020|09:03pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]

[Merry Men]

Marian - can you track a phone I'm texting? I'm talking to Marcie right now and she's with the Sheriff right now and if we can find out where she is we'll know where he is. Can you do it??

Edited to add:

She also says that John will be back in the city next week, and back at work on Tuesday. Also don't know how true it is but, now you guys know too.

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[20 Aug 2020|07:16pm]
[ mood | moody ]

[Texts from Much, sent after he leaves the Theban Cycle to make his way home, and before he reads Tuck's post. Strikethroughs have been typed and deleted]

Today 6:12 PM
If he hurt-
Why didn't-
Today 6:14 PM
Don't you know what he-
Don't you CARE what he-
Today 6:20 PM
Are you INTO-
Fuck this and him and you and - FUCK-
Today 6:37 PM
I didn't mislead you bout my name on purpose. Guess you don't have to believe me cos fuck knows what he's told you about me but it's the truth.
I hope those shots weren't a bastard to you in the morning and I hope you do call Athena about that job.
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